Tuesday, January 13, 2004
My new best friend
So, you're looking for a friend, my pet? Should he meet these top nine criteria?
1. The perfect conversation piece for parties!
2. Make great foot-warmers.
3. Lovely lawn ornament.
4. Man's true best friend.
5. Good dancing partner.
6. Bring South Pole home!
7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo.
8. Rid house of pesky krill.
9. Good Christmas Decorations!
Then what you need is a Penguin for a pet! Yes, Penguin Warehouse has the ultimate pet for you! I wouldn't have believed it until I saw it, though I don't personally know anyone who has a penguin for a pet.
If you get one, send me pictures.
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2. Make great foot-warmers.
3. Lovely lawn ornament.
4. Man's true best friend.
5. Good dancing partner.
6. Bring South Pole home!
7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo.
8. Rid house of pesky krill.
9. Good Christmas Decorations!
Then what you need is a Penguin for a pet! Yes, Penguin Warehouse has the ultimate pet for you! I wouldn't have believed it until I saw it, though I don't personally know anyone who has a penguin for a pet.
If you get one, send me pictures.
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